Debt reduction under the sea. "Sea" how Sponge Bob defeated debt with debt reduction.
The first time Sponge Bill laid eyes on Sandy Chica, he was in love. He knew she was a bit of a daredevil, so he took a lot of lessons in extreme sports like shark dodging, clam jumping and coral climbing (which is even more dangerous for a sponge than anyone else). He also decided it might be wise to upgrade his wardrobe. Then he started thinking that his pineapple house was too small--after all, it didn't have a bathroom. So he went to a realtor to get pre-approved for a loan, but he was denied because he had recently racked up too much credit card debt. Ever the optimist, Sponge Bill swam on, determined to beat his debt problems through debt reduction.
Sponge Bill knew he needed to pay off his debts if he wanted a new house. He also knew he needed a raise to help him do that. So he asked his boss, Mr. Krebs, for a raise. But Mr. Krebs denied his request. He wouldn't give him a promotion either. Sponge Bill loved his job so much that he didn't want to quit, so he decided to find another way to pay off his debts. He surfed the Internet on the term debt reduction and found a lot of companies who were willing to help. Then he found a site called Sea of Debt. He read the pages of that site and learned that he shouldn't just choose the first debt reduction company that pops up in the list of search results. So he went fishing for the right debt reduction company to help him find the perfect debt reduction company. When he found one, he learned that there were a lot of options when it came to debt reduction. Here's what he found out:
Sponge Bill chose a debt consolidation mortgage as his preferred debt reduction tool. He even borrowed enough to add a bathroom to his pineapple house. Then he lived happily ever after!